How to know when you’ve been away from your tropical paradise too long:
1. You’ve got moss growing where your feet should have been:
2. You’ve got bananas coming out of your hoses and hydraulics:
3. Plus there are ferns procreating in your tires:
4. And idle hands are a jungle’s workshop:
5. The chicken eggs have hatched and they’ve taken over your road:
6. Because your tractor has now become a garden ornament: